Decoration Days

The tradition of roses and the military go back 2000 years to the Romans. Annually, the Memorial Day Flowers Foundation hands out over 120,000 roses and carnations in Arlington National Cemetery (U.S. Army photo by Rachel Larue)

This coming weekend is Memorial Day weekend, officially an observance to honor fallen soldiers but unofficially the beginning of the summer. We have Congress in 1968 to thank for creating the Uniform Holiday Act, which turned many of our solemn, meaningful observances into convenient three-day weekends, perfect for getaways full of clogged traffic leaving town and home improvement projects that I don’t have enough time to finish because I didn’t start until Monday. On the other hand, the garage could use a spruce up…

I’ve never been able to warm up to Memorial Day, and trying to put my finger on it, I think it’s because of the hypocrisy. To the extent that there’s a typical saying besides “Hot Dogs Half OFF!” or “Beach is Open” or “Maybe there’s a frontage road around this mess…,” the speeches come from politicians determined to shape the idea of sacrifice into a battering ram to justify more use of force. It doesn’t help that every single American war in my lifetime has been about the elite in the US sending the have-not soldiers into places we should not be, but of course that’s not the fault of those in uniform, thank you for your service. (Don’t get me wrong; I would rather have a military than the alternative.) It just too often makes me think of those Jackson Browne lyrics:

I want to know who the men in the shadows are,
I want to hear someone asking them why,
They can be counted on to tell us who our enemies are
But they’re never the ones to fight and to die…

Jackson Browne “Lives in the Balance”

Still, perhaps in penance for not sufficiently appreciating the sacrifice because of politicians’ crocodile tears, I can offer up a little historical journey. Not why America created Memorial Day because all those bot-churned quasi-stories will trace it to the Civil War. Instead, my question is was putting flowers on military graves always a thing? How did other, older cultures used to celebrate their dead? We’re one of the few cultures that only observes this for one day and restricts it to people in the military.

Meanwhile lots of other cultures, historically, set aside time to remember those who passed before us, especially family members.

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G is for Georgia

Fast Facts

  • Named for: It’s a long story, but probably Greek, γεωργός  Georg, tiller of land, from Gaia + ergos. Although it could be Persian, Gurj; or gurgan, land of the wolves. The Georgians call their country Sakartvelo (საქართველო; ‘land of Kartvelians’).
  • Capital: Tbilisi (თბილისი)
  • Long/Lat: 41.4 N/44.4 E , 6900 mi or 14 hours West of Castro Valley
  • Population: 3.7 million, 56x Castro Valleys
  • Size: 27,000 sq mi, 1588 CVs
  • Avg temp in April: 65 F/20 C (similar to CV)
  • Median household income: $8500 annual
  • Ethnicity: 87% Georgians, rest Armenian, Azerbaijani, others nearby
  • Main industries: Mining, transport, ancient wineries
The ancient region between the Black and Caspian Seas was called Colchis,

The ancient Greeks called it Colchis (Κολχίς) which was their version of what they thought people said, now Anglicized. They told a famous ancient story about a golden ram, whose pelt hung on a tree guarded by a dragon. The mythical explorer Jason sailed the Argo across the Black Sea and, after seducing the king’s daughter, took the golden fleece and daughter back home. Later, he cheated on her, and Medea was not pleased. She ended up poisoning the paramour and killing the children.

Coins from the Laryssa region of Greece, @700 B.C., depicting Jason and the Golden Fleece.
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Z is for Zodiac

Modern Zodiac wheel. Graphic by Pearson Scott Foresman.

I’ve always been interested in astrology. I used to be able to calculate birth charts by hand, before apps could do it. I am also familiar with numerology, read palms, and interpret tarot cards. I often did tarot readings at corporate off sites. They were wonderful for discussing team strategy; people open up and speak their minds. I was also peppered with questions about why a person who did finance and math for a living was so knowledgeable about occult practices.

They shouldn’t have been surprised. Ancient astrology was heavily dependent on math and scientific measurement. Historians often find it quaint that astrology and astronomy were taught together, but to ancient Sumerians and Egyptians, this was like statistical analysis, using data to make predictions. Where today we might apply theories of random walk, Keynesian economics, or monetary policy–given that we are a society fueled by capitalism–in 2500 BCE, the ancients generated predictions based on interpretations of the night sky. Across multiple societies, astrologers were key advisors to the king-emperor-leader, in the same way that Cabinet members function today. Will the harvest be bountiful? Will the attack on a rival neighbor be a success? Should we apply tariffs? What actions should we take to maintain celestial harmony?

The zodiac might be easily dismissed as simple superstition. Yet, for all our modern access to information and expertise, our predictions aren’t necessarily more accurate. Economists disagree, and economic results don’t always follow predictions. Political polls seem no more conclusive than a newspaper horoscope. Meanwhile, today’s horoscopes bear very little connection to the horoscopes generated three thousand years ago, which were mathematically calculated based on that day and that person, not simple platitudes.

The cultures of ancient Mesopotamia, Egypt, China, Greece, and others paid close attention to the night sky and acted accordingly. Their view also linked the activities of the constellations, along with the sun, moon, and planets, to the seasonal climate of their environment. Weather was everything, and weather came from the heavens, which meant it was affected by the stars. Just as ancient cultures defined their calendar, months, and seasons, they also organized the heavens into the zodiac.

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