E is for Eswatini

Fast Facts

  • Named for: King Mswati (formerly Swaziland, also KaNgwane after King Ngwane)
  • Long/Lat: 26.3 S/31.3E, 19 hours/ 10,000 miles East of Castro Valley
  • Population: 1.3 million, 20x Castro Valley, concentrated in cities.
  • Size: 6700 sq mi, 370 CVs
  • Avg temp in April: 74 F/21 C, but 50 F at night. Multiple climates.
  • Median household income: $2,800, very poor
  • Ethnicity: 84% Swazi/10% Zulu
  • Main industries: Sugar, agriculture

Eswatini, formerly called Swaziland, is almost an enclave. An enclave is a territory surrounded entirely by another territory. Lesotho—also in South Africa—and San Marino are enclaves. An exclave, by the way, is a piece of a territory stuck inside someone else’s, like if you built your castle walls all around the barn outside my house. The Nakhchivan region in Azerbaijan is an exclave, but we’ve already passed “A.”

How could an enclave—or even just a small country—exist among all the big ones? We saw this before with Andorra: tension. And there is a lot of tension in Eswatini.

Swazi is the Anglicized version of Eswatini. Most of it lies within South African borders, with multiple terrains.

In the 1880s, as European powers were sailing and marching all over, there was a period now called the “Scramble for Africa.” Between 1870 and 1910, the colonization of Africa by Europe spiked from 10% to 90%. The British had blanketed South Africa, the French Mozambique and the islands (like the Comors), the Germans Tanzania, and so on. However the Boers, who originally worked for the Dutch East India Company in the previous centuries but settled in South Africa fought back against the British.

Africa, post “scramble,” 1914. Graphic by Hogweard.

The indigenous tribes, like the Nguni and the Embo-Diamini–the actual Africans who had originally been there–were also still there. They sided with the British. The British granted land to King Mswati II in 1881, and, although South Africa absorbed Eswatini as a protectorate in 1890, they lost it as “High Commission Territory” back to the British in 1899. (Lesotho and Botswana were also HCTs taken back by the British).

Eswatini kept the monarchy, too, and still has one of the oldest absolute monarchies. Part of its longevity was due to the rule by Sobhuza II, who ruled from 1899 to 1982. Yes, that’s not a typo, 82 years. However, Eswatini has a dual monarchy because the king (also called ngwenyama or lion) rules in tandem with his mother, the Queen Mother (also called nlovukati or elephant). The Queen Mother is often regent, if the king is young when his father dies. She continues to exert influence as well.

King Mswati III and Queen Mother Ntfombi overseeing the opening of parliament 2015. Photo from Diplomat Magazine.

Meanwhile, the people have been complaining for decades about their lack of political power, not just from their erstwhile colonizers, but also from the monarchy. Eswatini has a parliament, but occasionally the king has taken back power from them. Hence, in 2025, when the Trumpites deported 5 people to Eswatini, the agreement was made with the King directly (who was paid $5 mm of US tax dollars to imprison the deportees). Parliament was told later.

The biggest cultural event in Eswatini is the Umhlanga Reed Dance, a festival where some 40,000 young women gather and dance for the king. It is an honor to participate and a rite of passage. The girls must be virgins, so you can imagine the international outcry over whether and how to test them. Even with the complicated (dubious) cultural basis for this ritual, one purpose of which is selecting wives for the king, it is undoubtedly an exciting community experience for the young women. The reeds they collect are to create a screen for the Queen Mother.

Umhlanga Reed Dance, 2020s, photo courtesy of kingdomofeswatini.com.

The cultural legacy is further complicated by Eswatini’s other “claim to fame,” which is having the world’s highest rate of HIV/AIDS infection at 27%. All of the highest remaining HIV rates are in the surrounding countries (South Africa, Mozambique, etc.) The region’s poverty, certain cultural practices, poor access to medicine, and a unique strain of HIV have contributed to its ongoing rate. Eswatini earns money from sugar production, but much of their GDP is kept by the royal family.

However, recent efforts in the country, with the help of the international medical community, have shown promise. Beginning in 2002, the Reed Dance has been used as an opportunity to provide information about HIV, safe sex practices, and self-test kits. Ironically, this somewhat-antiquated ritual may provide an opportunity to share vital knowledge with the people who most need it in a safe setting, where young women can construct strategies to talk to their partners.

In that case, keep on dancing!


D is for Dominica

Dominica circled in red, graphic by Aoeuidhtns.
  • Named for: Sunday, the day Columbus sailed by.
  • Long/Lat: 15.2 N/61.2 W, 4000 miles or 8 hours east of Castro Valley
  • Population: 72,000, 1.1 CVs
  • Size: 290 sq mi, 10 CVs (less dense)
  • Avg temp in April: 87 F/23 C phew!
  • Median household income: ~$4,000
  • Ethnicity: 85% Afro-Dominican, 4% Kalinago/Caribe, <1% European
  • Main industries: Small agriculture, growing financial services (offshore banking/tax havens)

Dominica, fortunately, stopped practicing cannibalism. If they ever did, which is doubtful. Even so, historians as late as the 1960s were still tossing off lines like, “By the middle of the sixteenth century, however, the Caribs had almost ceased eating Christian Europeans, for on one occasion all who had dined on a Spanish friar had fallen deathly ill or died.”

Dominica is the fourth small country in my A-Z series, another island and definitely not the last. It was named by Columbus on his second journey to the New World, the first island he sailed by on Sunday, November 3, 1493. Not a very enterprising name, since Dominica means Sunday. The naming conventions here seem particularly uninspired. Columbus also named islands Ferdinanda, Isabela, Juana (their daughter), and San Salvador (Holy Savior). I suppose we should be lucky he didn’t just number them, or Jamaica would be Dieciocho.

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C is for Comoros

Where are the Comoros? Graphic by spesh531.

Fast Facts

  • Named for: jazīra al qamar Arabic something like جَزِيرَة قَمَر Islands of the Moon)
  • Long/Lat: 11.7 S/43.3 E, 10,400 mi East or 10 hrs from Castro Valley
  • Population: 883,000, about 13 CV’s worth
  • Size: 863 sq mi, 57 Castro Valleys.
  • Avg temp in April: 83 F/29 C
  • Median household income: Low, ~$3,000 annually
  • Official languages: Arabic & French (Ethnicity = Comorian, but heavily influenced by the Bantu, Arabic, and French)
  • Main industries: Spice exports; ylang-ylang an essential perfume oil, 80% of world’s supply comes from Comoros

So far, we’ve explored a few places in the Northern Hemisphere, so this is a good time to go south. How about an island chain, off the coast of Southeast Africa?

Graphic courtesy of solarey.net.

The country of the Comoros includes three islands: Ngazidja (Grande Comore), Mwali (Mohéli), and Ndzwani (Anjouan). A fourth island to the southeast, Mayotte, has noticeably different name: it’s French.

What were the French doing there? And, if you notice the Arabic reference to the name al Qamar or al-Qumr, what were the Arabs doing there?

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