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N is for North Macedonia

North Macedonia is a landlocked country in the Balkans, i.e., the old Kingdom of Macedonia. Graphic from Countryreports.org.

Fast Facts

  • Named for: Macedonia means “tall people” according to ancient Greeks
  • Capital: Skopje
  • Long/Lat: 42.0 N/21.2 E, 6500 mi & 13 hrs East of CV
  • Population: 1.8 million or 27 CVs, big for a “small” country
  • Size: 9800 sq mi, 540 CVs
  • Avg temp in April: 64 F/16 F, similar
  • Median household income: $7,000
  • Ethnicity: 55% Macedonian, 24% Albanian, 4% Turks
  • Main industries: Chemicals, Manufacturing. Embargoes and trade conflicts are common.

Sadly, there is no South Macedonia. Neither is there an East or West Macedonia, and when Macedonia gained independence in 1991 and tried to be the whole Macedonia, the Greeks blpcked them. It’s pretty ironic, since the Macedonians once conquered Greece, and the Greeks have never conquered Macedonia.

Those Greeks do act as if they run the show. They think they invented everything, and slap labels on things like the Pythagorean theorem (Pythagoras was great, but the Babylonians knew about the right-triangle relationships way before that) or the Metonic cycle (Babylonians again) and so on. Alexander the Great, the Macedonian emperor who spread “Greek” culture into the east, was tutored by a Greek, but he wasn’t Greek. Such a long time ago, who pays attention?

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M is for Malta

Malta, the two tiny islands south of Sicily and west of Tunis. Graphic by Nuclear Vacuum.

What is it?
The stuff that dreams are made of…

Sam Spade, describing the Maltese falcon in “The Maltese Falcon”

Fast Facts

  • Named for: Greek meli (μέλη) for honeyed. There are native bees.
  • Capital: Valletta
  • Long/Lat: 35.5 N/14.3 E , 6700 mi East/11 hours East of CV. Nearly directly south of Liechtenstein.
  • Population: 520,000, or 9x Castro Valleys
  • Size: 122 sq mi, 8x CV. The population density and size of about 10 CVs.
  • Avg temp in April: 62 F/16 C (CV-like)
  • Median household income: $60,000, also high on a world standard
  • Ethnicity: 78% Maltese, meaning a mix of Italian, Spanish, Arab, French etc.
  • Main industries: Tourism, banking. In theory, limestone, but not too much.

Unlike Liechtenstein from yesterday, Malta is a tiny dot of great strategic importance. It’s in the Mediterranean, just south of Sicily and Italy but just East of Tunis and North Africa. Tunis was the springboard for the Phoenicians, who advanced sailing and the alphabet, but they were more traders than conquerors. The Romans took over in their turn, as did Hannibal and the Carthaginians. The Goths and Visigoths came through, followed by Islam sweeping across southern Europe and northern Africa. And that’s just the first half of their story of civilization.

Aleccio, Matteo Perez d’; The Siege of Malta: Attack on the Post of the Castilian Knights, 21 August 1565; National Maritime Museum.

It was a place of launching dreams of conquest or re-conquest. When the Crusaders made their move to “take back” land, they pushed from Europe south, establishing footholds in the Mediterranean from Venice and the Riviera to islands like Malta and Cyprus going down to Jerusalem. There were multiple waves of Crusades in the Middle Ages, and, at some point, a group of Benedictine monks built a hospital to minister to the wounded and sick Christian Crusaders. This was the Order of the Knights Hospitallers, affiliated with St. John. Their surcoat with the white cross against the red background is the inverse to the Knight’s Templar, but both captured the idea of a monastic order, beginning from ministering to the sick and needy, yet grounded in a military base.

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K is for Kiribati

Kiribati is a group of multiple island clusters: Gilbert, Phoenix, and Line Islands (Adobe stock photo)

Fast Facts

  • Named for: Gilbert Islands (Thomas Gilbert) and Christmas Island (named by Cook)
  • Capital: Tarawa (upper left)
  • Long/Lat: 1.3 N/173.2 E, 4800 miles & 14 hours west of Castro Valley, though there is no direct route. You can fly through Honolulu.
  • Population: 116,000 or 2x Castro Valleys
  • Size: 313 sq mi, or only 18 Castro Valleys (not counting the water)
  • Avg temp in April: 87 F/31 C
  • Median household income: $4,400 annual
  • Ethnicity: Gilbertese (from Kiribati), but ancestors were Melanesian, Micronesian & Polynesian
  • Main industries: Fish, phosphate, tourism

The Kiribati Islands are the indigenous people’s way to pronounce “Gilbert,” as these were originally called the Gilbert Islands after Thomas Gilbert in 1788. Gilbert worked for the British East India Company, and the Brits were all over, colonizing “New South Wales” (Australia) and scooping up as many islands as they could claim. Look! that one looks like a Phoenix. Let’s call it Phoenix Islands. Look! it’s Christmas day, so we’ll call that one Christmas Island. How about Gilbert for these and Ellice for those?

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